This “Zip Tie Certified” tee is perfect for anyone whose repair strategy falls somewhere between “good enough” and “do not ask questions.” Built for redneck engineers, garage geniuses, and people who know zip ties can solve at least 87% of life’s problems, this shirt is funny, practical, and held together by pure confidence. Wear it proudly and let everyone know your standards may be low—but your fixes are surprisingly effective.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
