Most people struggle with small talk. JD out here decoding ancient symbols like he had a side hustle in Egypt three thousand years ago. This shirt is perfect for fans of absurd humor, history jokes, and the kind of confidence that says dead languages are just regular languages with better branding. Wear it anywhere you want people to laugh, squint, and wonder whether JD actually moonlights as a pharaoh’s translator.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
