This “If He Dies, He Dies.” shirt brings peak Ivan Drago energy: cold, brutal, and somehow hilariously committed to not caring even a little. Perfect for fans of Rocky IV, legendary movie quotes, and the kind of deadpan attitude that could freeze a boxing ring solid. Wear it proudly and let everyone know your sense of humor is as subtle, intimidating, and gloriously unbothered as a Soviet super-punch.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
