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Political Tee — "JD Can Whistle Underwater" Vance 2028

Political Tee — "JD Can Whistle Underwater" Vance 2028

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Most people can barely open their eyes underwater. JD is down there whistling like he’s calling a dog in the next county. No oxygen tank. No panic. No concern for what science has to say about it. This shirt is perfect for fans of absurd humor, impossible talent, and the kind of legend who treats the laws of nature like polite suggestions. Wear it proudly and let everyone know JD doesn’t just do the impossible — he does it underwater with a tune.



Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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