Most people see trouble coming and panic. JD sees one fin in the water and starts pricing trailers for a bigger boat. No hesitation. No screaming. No dramatic music. Just pure, ridiculous confidence and the kind of survival instincts that say the problem is not the shark — it’s your boat budget. This shirt is perfect for movie fans, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who appreciates a man who treats cinematic disaster like a shopping list upgrade.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
