This “Bologna Is Just Hot Dog Pancakes” tee is the perfect shirt for anyone who enjoys food, chaos, and ruining lunch with one deeply upsetting thought. Equal parts hilarious and completely unnecessary, it is made for smart alecks, processed meat philosophers, and people who love watching others stop mid-bite to reconsider everything. Funny, weird, and guaranteed to start arguments at cookouts.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
