This “Death Before Decaf” tee is for caffeine warriors who treat weak coffee like a personal attack. Perfect for early risers, night owls, and anyone whose personality does not fully load until the second cup, this shirt is bold, funny, and powered entirely by espresso-fueled hostility. Wear it proudly and let the world know you like your coffee strong and your mornings survivable.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
